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It's like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare

Alright, ten bucks. Fork it over, cough it up, pay the piper. Gimmie it

Oh man, I'm so excited I may vomit

Ugh, turkey... Ugh, giving thanks... Ugh

Yes yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to demonstrate

I tell people secrets. It makes them like me

You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler

You're not the boss of me

When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me

Wow, that ripped!

Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming

Hey, nice to meet ya... Hey, oh eh...

And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack-free

Step away from the duck

I'm talking about you, you big big freak

Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings

Well, I thought if I littered

I have the lung capacity of a two-year old

Hey shut up! You're not my real mom

How dumb are you

Well I don't think you can make that statement

Oh dear God what have I done?

Don't cry out loud

Oh no no no no

Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet

Look out kids, he coming!

Me, on my computer

Have a hubba bubba birthday

Hey hey good lookin'...

If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best

I'm hopeless and ackward and desperate for love!

Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?

I think you've gone over to the bad place

Get out of my chair

Princess Leia and the gold bikini...

I'm such a grownup

I think this could be the Real Thing. Capital R, capital T

Why why why would they do this?

Yes, back then I used humor as a defense mechanism

I believe my exact words were flkajsrlkstn

Stick a fork in my, I am done

You're swell

All of a sudden I had this big attitude problem

What are you looking at me for?

We might want to have a backup plan though just in case she isn't a cartoon

That's how radio stars escape stalkers!

He's the cutest...

How do you not fall down more?

I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep

We just stayed up all night talking on the Internet

Ahhh, it's a web site

Do you have to be a Century 21 real estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?

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